Inappropriate songs

So there's a time and a place for everything...but there's also the worst possible time for some things, here they are:

• Inappropriate song for abortion clinic: Can I Live-Nick Cannon
• Inappropriate song for Jail shower: Bend it Over-5th Ward Webbie ft Lil Wayne
• Inappropriate song for Gynecologists office: Don't Hide That - DJ Unk-OR Bust it Open-Lil Wil
• Inappropriate song for funeral home: Laid Out- Kay Slay
• Inappropriate song for church: Anything by Waka Flocka
• Inappropriate song for women's shelter: Ike Turner Pimpin- Juicy J
• Inappropriate song for wedding: Gold Digger-Kanye West
• Inappropriate song for funeral- Another One Bites the Dust...IDK who made that one
• Inappropriate song for non-consensual sex: We Gonna Make It- Jadakiss
• Inappropriate song for sex with Magic Johnson: Im Raw- Fabolous
• Inappropriate song for cross dressers convention: Pretty Girls- Wale
• Inappropriate song for NAMBLA: O Lets Do It- Waka Flocka

Well yall shoulda seen this comin...Precious ladies and gentlemen

• This girl got arms like a silverback gorilla
• If I was stranded on a deserted island wit this girl...I wouldnt hit it but I sure would lay in her rolls to keep warm
• The back of Precious knees collect more sweat then Shaq in the finals
• Precious booty got more meat then ur local rib shack
• If you ever have a free moment watch her on Ellen on YouTube...make sure you empty your bladder before you do so
• She dont NEVER buy no winter coats
• I feel bad for this child, she go to college in LA, you KNOW she hot as hell
• Theres more black meat on Precious neck then on a slave ship
• Precious thighs scrapin together is the reason that California has all those wildfires, that friction is deadly
• Precious started doin jumpin jacks one day...the nation of Haiti will never be the same
• Anytime Precious starts clapping the room gets substantially cooler
• Precious threw it back on her boyfriend...Rest in peace
• Precious ankles look like gyro meat racks
• Precious even got meat on her face, she couldnt get her ears pierced like regular people...they had to shoot her

Lol I quit

Drake and His Eyebrows

• Is it just me or does it seem like its Drakes eyebrows that put him in that wheelchair on Degrassi.
• I know Drakes eyebrows have been ghostwriting for Baby, cuz he been goin kinda hard on them tracks recently.
• Drakes eyebrows couldn't get signed to Young Money...but Gucci's lips signed them to So Icey.
• Its a good thing that Drake has good hair, cuz if those things were nappy...wooo lawd.
• Drake spends more time brushing his eyebrows then he does his hair.
• Drakes eyebrows only take shit from Webbie's eyebrow.
• Drakes eyebrows are planning a joint venture...many people would just call that a unibrow.
• Nicki Minaj wouldn't have gotten all those implants had she not seen Drake's eyebrows and realized she wasn't thick enough.
• Doesn't it look like Drakes eyebrows are eggin on Drake's other facial hair like come on out guys, cuz his 5 o'clock shadow is mighty fierce.
• Drakes eyebrows helped him survive all those cold winters up in Toronto, he never had to buy a coat with those things.
• Drake gets his eyebrows lined up with a John Deere tractor.
• Drake cant tan below his forehead because the eyebrows shade the rest of his body
• You ever notice Drake never wears hats, thats cuz his eyebrows like being the center of attention.
• Drakes eyebrows dont have lice...they have crustaceans.
• They need to put Drakes eyebrows on that Life show on the Discovery Channel, they got a hella mean eco-system.
• Drakes eyebrows wider then Missy Elliot in the 90's.
• Drakes eyebrows thicker then Precious' arms
• Now I look back and think that all of those itchy sweaters that people got from their grandmother were probably made out of Drakes eyebrows.