Drake and His Eyebrows

• Is it just me or does it seem like its Drakes eyebrows that put him in that wheelchair on Degrassi.
• I know Drakes eyebrows have been ghostwriting for Baby, cuz he been goin kinda hard on them tracks recently.
• Drakes eyebrows couldn't get signed to Young Money...but Gucci's lips signed them to So Icey.
• Its a good thing that Drake has good hair, cuz if those things were nappy...wooo lawd.
• Drake spends more time brushing his eyebrows then he does his hair.
• Drakes eyebrows only take shit from Webbie's eyebrow.
• Drakes eyebrows are planning a joint venture...many people would just call that a unibrow.
• Nicki Minaj wouldn't have gotten all those implants had she not seen Drake's eyebrows and realized she wasn't thick enough.
• Doesn't it look like Drakes eyebrows are eggin on Drake's other facial hair like come on out guys, cuz his 5 o'clock shadow is mighty fierce.
• Drakes eyebrows helped him survive all those cold winters up in Toronto, he never had to buy a coat with those things.
• Drake gets his eyebrows lined up with a John Deere tractor.
• Drake cant tan below his forehead because the eyebrows shade the rest of his body
• You ever notice Drake never wears hats, thats cuz his eyebrows like being the center of attention.
• Drakes eyebrows dont have lice...they have crustaceans.
• They need to put Drakes eyebrows on that Life show on the Discovery Channel, they got a hella mean eco-system.
• Drakes eyebrows wider then Missy Elliot in the 90's.
• Drakes eyebrows thicker then Precious' arms
• Now I look back and think that all of those itchy sweaters that people got from their grandmother were probably made out of Drakes eyebrows.