- This girl got arms like a silverback gorilla
- If I was stranded on a deserted island wit this girl...I wouldnt hit it but I sure would lay in her rolls to keep warm
- The back of Precious knees collect more sweat then Shaq in the finals
- Precious booty got more meat then ur local rib shack
- If you ever have a free moment watch her on Ellen on YouTube...make sure you empty your bladder before you do so
- She dont NEVER buy no winter coats
- I feel bad for this child, she go to college in LA, you KNOW she hot as hell
- Theres more black meat on Precious neck then on a slave ship
- Precious thighs scrapin together is the reason that California has all those wildfires, that friction is deadly
- Precious started doin jumpin jacks one day...the nation of Haiti will never be the same
- Anytime Precious starts clapping the room gets substantially cooler
- Precious threw it back on her boyfriend...Rest in peace
- Precious ankles look like gyro meat racks
- Precious even got meat on her face, she couldnt get her ears pierced like regular people...they had to shoot her
Lol I quit
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